1. What did the gardener say to the garden?
HOE, HOE, HOE
2. How does the earth catch fish?
BY USING THE NORTH AND SOUTH POLES.
3. What roof is always wet?
THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH.
4.Which weighs the most, a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
THEY WEIGH THE SAME --A POUND!
5. Which of your kin is nearest to you at the table?